1. When a priest and doctor deal with each other

A priest went to see Doctor. The Doctor told him not to eat meat again for his health, and to take more of herbs.

A year later, the doctor went to see the priest for spiritual direction. After listening to him, the priest asked him to give up meat and all forms of alcoholic drink and to take only water.

What are you thinking right now? So the doctor treated the priest's body, then the priest treated the doctor's soul by retaliation principle. Everybody collected their own prescription!